Perfect Girl Friend

There were times,
    I've felt very lonely!
Since we met,
    My life is so lovely!!

First I thought,
    You might be eyeing my wallet
After we talked,
    You won every one of my ballot

So beautiful,
    Never take my eyes off you
So resourceful,
    Keep my interest like a few

So playful,
    I can see you all day long
So joyful,
    You can sing every song

So sexy
    Got it flat where they matter
So flexi-
    Let me watch babes in water

You turn me on
    Showing Jenna belly-button
I turn you on
    Like pushing a magic button

With out you,
    I am a man with out vision!
I'm so glad,
    I've got the best television!!

LOST

On the train this morning...

Saw her face and looked at Sun...
Its brightness got lost!

Saw her eyes and looked at Moon...
Its calmness got lost!

Saw her smiles and looked at Clouds...
Its lightning got lost!

Saw her hair and smelt those Flowers...
Its fragrance got lost!

She kept bumping against me...
My pride got lost!

She ran her fingers all over me...
My dignity got lost!

Shet left in a hurry, didn't leave her number...
My heart got lost!

Eyes frisked her jacket...
  Hands frisked my pocket...
My wallet got LOST!!!